Thursday, December 08, 2005

I've Got To See This Movie!

'Syriana' thrills, stays a mystery

Bruce Newman
Mercury News
Published: Friday, December 9, 2005


"Syriana'' is a movie that requires your full attention for every bit of its two-plus hours, and even that is not enough. Watching this petroleum-based thriller is like being at a crowded party and trying to listen in on somebody else's conversation. You keep straining to understand the bits and pieces of information that you can make out, but it still adds up to a lot less than the sum of its parts.

The parts are pretty good. ``Syriana'' has great seriousness of purpose and fine acting, but its stories are so confusingly set forth, and their meanings so elliptical, that it never comes together as a movie. The picture is often gripping, but it is rarely dramatic. In fact, it is anti-dramatic: We arrive at scenes late, overhear characters we don't know talking about things we don't understand. Then it's off to the next muttered shards of inexplicable dialogue.

If any of the film's four main story lines -- each with its own cast of characters -- were allowed to build for a length of time exceeding the five-minute tripwire inserted by writer-director Stephen Gaghan, we might have some sense of investment, or at least involvement, in their lives. We don't.

When the child of one of the main characters dies tragically at the estate of an Arabian oiligarch, it actually turns out to be a convenient form of business networking, and that's all the emotional weight the movie gives it. Gaghan, who wrote a similar script for ``Traffic'' in 2000, lacks the visual storytelling sense that Steven Soderbergh brought to that picture. In ``Syriana'' (a title he never bothers to explain), Gaghan drains the drama from almost every scene, preferring to spread it around the surface of the globe, like an oil slick.

Occasionally, a gusher erupts, bathing the characters around it in the grease and grit of good drama. At one point, a character (played by Tim Blake Nelson), whose role in the story is never clearly explained, has just such a moment, and it seems to express the movie's conspiratorial ethos. I present it here because, delightful as Nelson's delivery of the speech is, I have no idea what it means:

``Corruption is government intrusion into market efficiencies in the form of regulation . . . We have laws against it precisely so we can get away with it. Corruption is our protection. Corruption keeps us safe and warm. Corruption is why you and I are prancing around in here instead of fighting over scraps of meat out in the street. Corruption is why we win.''

Anybody?

The movie's multiple story lines do intersect at times, usually when we are following the movements of veteran CIA field operative Bob Barnes (George Clooney). Bob sells booby-trapped Stinger missiles to terrorists on the Arab street, and orders up assassinations of regimes deemed unfriendly to what one character delightfully refers to as ``the petroleum security of the United States.'' If you need to know where to go for a manicure in Beirut, don't ask Bob.

Here are some of Bob's friends:

• Prince Nasir (Alexander Siddig), the first member of an Arab royal family to favor giving women the vote, holding parliamentary elections and exporting his country's oil to China instead of the United States. For that last little faux pas, the CIA has labeled him a terrorist.

• Bryan Woodman (Matt Damon), an American derivatives trader based in Geneva who becomes a close ally of Nasir's after repeatedly telling the Oxford-educated heir to the throne what a knucklehead he is. Woodman is trying to help Nasir win a succession derby with his feckless brother, who is the ``cat's paw'' of American business interests, as represented by . . .

• Dean Whiting (Christopher Plummer), head of a powerful Washington lobbying firm that is running interference for a merger between oil giant Connex and a smaller Texas company run by ruthless wildcatter Jimmy Pope (Chris Cooper). Jimmy's prized drilling rights to fields in Kazakhstan have attracted the unwanted attention of prosecutors in the Justice Department.

• Bennett Holiday (Jeffrey Wright) is plugging holes in the deal for Whiting to make sure the merger goes through. Whenever Bennett returns to his home in Washington, D.C., his father is waiting for him on the stoop, usually either drunk, smoking, or disapproving of everything his son stands for. This is a subplot that goes nowhere, a character development that reveals nothing. As with so much of ``Syriana,'' the expectation seems to be: You figure it out.

`Syriana'

**

Rated R (violence and profanity)

Cast George Clooney, Matt Damon, Jeffrey Wright, Alexander Siddig, Chris Cooper, Christopher Plummer, William Hurt, Tim Blake Nelson

Writer-director Stephen Gaghan (suggested by the book ``See No Evil'' by Bob Baer)

Running time 2 hours, 6 minutes

Contact Bruce Newman at www.mercextra.com/bnewman or call (408) 920-5004.




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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

New Lows in Absurdity For Florida
CAIR-FL: SCHOOL CALENDAR WILL BE STRICTLY SECULAR
MELANIE AVE, St. Petersburg Times, 10/26/05
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/10/26/Hillsborough/School_calendar_will_.shtml

TAMPA - Her voice small and hesitant, 11-year-old Rahma Elmohd told Hillsborough School Board members Tuesday night that she "would like it a lot" if students could get one day off for a Muslim holiday.

It was not to be.

Nearly a year after local Muslims first asked that an Islamic holiday be recognized by the school district - just like Yom Kippur for Jews and Good Friday for Christians - board members voted to end vacation days for all religious holidays.

The board approved a 2006-07 calendar that substitutes three secular vacation days for three Christian and Jewish holidays. The vote was 5-1. Board member Carol Kurdell was absent.

About 50 Muslims, many of them women and girls wearing scarves, attended the packed meeting. They said they were disappointed and saddened by the board's vote but will continue to ask for recognition. Several said they worry about a backlash against Muslims.

"We feel like this is an extreme measure," said Ahmed Bedier, Florida director of the Council on American-Islamic Relations. "We can't say it enough, especially to Christian and Jewish folks, our brothers and sisters in faith: This was not our doing, and we didn't ask for it."

The approved calendar eliminates vacation days coinciding with Yom Kippur, Good Friday and the Monday after Easter. The days will be replaced with time off on Washington's Birthday in February and two days near the end of the school year, which will give students and teachers a four-day weekend. . .

The calendar changes were recommended by a district committee after Bedier asked that Eid al-Fitr - the end of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan - be included. . .

School Board member Carolyn Bricklemyer called the approved calendar appropriate. "I think we have accommodated people the best we can," she said.

Bricklemyer was a board member in 2001 when Hillsborough became the first Tampa Bay area school district to recognize a Jewish holiday with a day off.

On Tuesday, she said that was a mistake because it opened the door for other religious groups to request vacation days.

"We should not have done that," Bricklemyer said.

Jennifer Faliero was the only board member to vote against the calendar, saying her colleagues were moving toward suppressing religious _expression.

Faliero dismissed School Board attorney Tom Gonzalez's opinion that recognizing religious holidays violates the Constitution.

"Why can't we recognize Eid?" Faliero asked. "I just don't get it."

Audience members applauded.

Before the meeting, Bedier and Chuck Leigh, president of the Florida Council of Churches, held a news conference at the School Administrative Center criticizing the board's stance.

"I think the School Board is doing this for no other reason than to avoid giving a holiday to the Muslims," said Leigh, pastor of the Apostolic Catholic Church in Tampa. "Any other reason is eyewash, and I don't think it fools any of us. . ."

After the vote, dozens of Muslims knelt and prayed toward Mecca outside the building as part of their sunset ritual of Ramadan. Afterward, they ate wraps, fruit and dates in the superintendent's conference room to end their daily fast.

Some board members and administrators joined them.

"You can't be angry," Bedier said. "We have agreed to disagree. There is a calendar vote every year. We'll be back next year."

CONTACT: Ahmed Bedier (CAIR-FL), 813-731-9506, E-Mail: abedier@cairfl.org

SEE ALSO:

VIDEO: BOARD VOTES TO ELIMINATE RELIGIOUS HOLIDAYS - TOP
http://www.tampabays10.com/video/player.aspx?aid=22525&sid=20404&bw=hi

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I am suffering from extreme burn out! I don't know what to do about it. I was so turned off by attending my algebra class today that I just sat in the library and watched the time fly by. My Reading class was next. I didn't go. I sat there in the library and couldn't bring myself to go there! I can't believe that I'm doing these things. It is very unlike me, but the sad truth is that I am totally uninspired by these classes! I need HELP! Any suggestions on what to do? Please let me know!
ACREMONIUM
Neverending Rainbow

Monday, October 03, 2005

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Go to http://www.google.com
Type in "failure"
hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
See what happens!!

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

You will be famous for taking over a small country





You always see opportunities to get what you want no matter what the cost. You are cut-throat and a capitalist at heart. Let’s hope the country is a tropical paradise and not Iceland.


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U.S. TROOPS USE PHOTOS OF IRAQI CORPSES TO ACCESS PORN
CAIR calls for Pentagon probe, says practice may violate international law

(WASHINGTON, D.C., 9/27/2005) - A prominent national Islamic civil rights and advocacy group today called on the Pentagon to probe allegations that American troops in Iraq are using photographs of Iraqi corpses as "currency" to gain access to Internet pornography.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) said the grisly practice, which the Washington-based group says may violate international laws of war, came to light in recent media reports.

According to California's East Bay Express: "The captions that accompany these images, which were apparently written by the soldiers who posted them, laugh and gloat over the bodies. . .One soldier posted three photographs of corpses lying in the street and titled his collection "DIE HAJI DIE." The soldiers take pride, even joy, in displaying the dead."

SEE: "War Pornography"
http://eastbayexpress.com/Issues/2005-09-21/news/news.html

Monday, September 26, 2005

You Are A: Monkey!

monkeyMonkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who eats a wide range of food, is quick to learn new things and loves to climb. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is his gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Puppy or a Pony
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a GroundhogDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!

The "War" Is "OVER"!!