Welcome To The United States Of Amnesia

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Perhaps

a lobotomy would be a lot easier, than trying to fish through my Spanish Class. Memorization. Conjigation. What's a poor chile to do?

And

now Microsoft introduces Origami, which is supposed to do all kinds of super dooper stuff, but is still "Mysterious", according to Yahoo News. Aparently this will be revealed tomorrow. I won't be impressed unless it can make me lunch. I hate to make my own lunch in the mornings.

Those

religious fanatics can't wait to chop apart Roe v. Wade. Ok, let's take a giant step backward everyone! But let's not stop at 1973, let's go WAY back! Back to 1492! Lets make divorce illegal and slavery legal! Back to the Spanish Inquisition! Let's go back... go back... go back... go back....

OMG!

I got the absolute worst haircut yesterday! Sure, it was only $8.00, but it was still awful by that standard. I toyed with the idea of going back and getting it fixed. But, I realized that would only make the hair goddesses angry. I'll just wear a hat for a few weeks.... What happened to all the barbers? I can't find one!